Boys from Tumblr are like this:

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Girls from Tumblr are like this:

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And I’m like this:

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(Source: boyz-have-that-onething)

Every time my mother nags at me,

wowfunniestposts:

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

 

(Source: gigglingbean)

12 year olds talking about getting “so drunk”.

laugh-addict:

 Dude weren’t you a fetus like… yesterday?

(Source: byslexic)